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2Chronicles7:14-“If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.”

Politically Correct Dictionary I

Posted by wordforit on September 27, 2007

Bag boy: agricultural product organizer

Brainwashing: cognitive accommodation

Car Wash Worker: vehicle-appearance specialist 

Criticism: unjust self-esteem reducer

Derision: non-traditional praise 

Failure: non-traditional success

Gas Station Attendant: petroleum transfer technician

Guess: anomaly maneuvers: repetitive predictions

Incorrect: alternative answer

Information: overly structured trivia

Lazy: motivationally dispossessed

Lost: locationally disadvantaged

Misunderstand personalized interpretation

Nut: hexagonal rotatable surface compression unit

Off: energy efficient

Old: chronologically gifted

Perfume: discretionary fragrance

Poor: economically marginalized

Prisoner: client of the correctional system

Rich: economically maximized

Secretary: stationery engineer

Short: altitudinally disadvantaged: vertically challenged

Sleepy: under-alert

Smart: cerebrally gifted  

Structure: impersonal hindrance

Tall: vertically gifted: altitudinally endowed

Teacher: volunteer knowledge conveyor

Television: medium of electrons moving in disorganized patterns

Tired: rest-challenged

Unemployed: non-waged

Unsure: conceptual conflict

Waiter: waitron

Waitress: waitron

Zipper: interlocking slide fasten

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