Creation vs Evolution has been settled!

Posted on March 7, 2008. Filed under: Christianity, God, Life, culture, current events, daily life, family, humor, jokes |

A little girl asked her mother, “How did the human race come about?”

The Mother answered, “God made Adam and Eve; they had children, then all mankind was made”.

A few days later, the little girl asked her father the same question.

The father answered, “Many years ago there were monkeys, and we developed from them”.

The confused girl returns to her mother and says, “Mom, how is it possible that you told me that the human race was created by God, and Papa says we developed from monkeys”?

The Mother answers, “Well, dear, it’s very simple. I told you about the origin of my side of the family, and your father told you about his side”.

                                   ***************

Make a Comment

Make A Comment: ( None so far )

blockquote and a tags work here.

    About

    2Chronicles7:14-”If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.” Note: This well-known verse states God’s requirements for blessing; humility, prayer, devotion, and repentance. Ryrie Study Bible, KJV

    RSS

    Subscribe Via RSS

    • Subscribe with Bloglines
    • Add your feed to Newsburst from CNET News.com
    • Subscribe in Google Reader
    • Add to My Yahoo!
    • Subscribe in NewsGator Online
    • The latest comments to all posts in RSS
    • Subscribe in Rojo

    Meta

  • KnowGod.org
  • Navigate by Day

    March 2008
    M T W T F S S
    « Feb   Apr »
     12
    3456789
    10111213141516
    17181920212223
    24252627282930
    31  
  • Currently:

  • Scattergories

  • Then to Now

  • Photos

    "The Hoke" and Dale, Sept.30,'07

    More Photos
  • del.icio.us

  • Fair Use

    This site contains some copyrighted materials the use of which has not always been specifically authorized by the copyright owner. We are making such material available in our efforts to advance understanding of environmental, political, human rights, economic, democracy, scientific, and social justice issues, etc. We believe this constitutes a ‘fair use’ of any such copyrighted material as provided for in section 107 of the US Copyright Law. In accordance with Title 17 U.S.C. Section 107, the material on this site is distributed without profit to those who have expressed a prior interest in receiving the included information for research and educational purposes. If you wish to use copyrighted material from this site for purposes of your own that go beyond ‘fair use’, you must obtain permission from the copyright owner.

Liked it here?
Why not try sites on the blogroll...